I got this from myspace, but I wanted to post it here too <3 Because I love my Zeki.

1) What's their name?
Zeki

2) Does he or she have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yes ... she's in lurrrve

3) Are they male or female?
Female but has pen0rz

4) How old is the person?
17

5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
Yes ... and the pan cakes weren't poisonous.

6) Is this person older than you?
No - haha

7 & 8) these are missing so I shall point out that ZEKI HAS PEN0RZ!

9) Are you related to this person?
Not so much - but she's like the sister heaven forgot to send <3

10) Are you really close to him/her?
Damn straight bitch!

11) Their Nickname?
Zeki ... and Zekila

12) Went on holiday to Disneyland and saw Zeki riding the statue of Mickey Mouse at the entrance.

13) How many times do you talk to this person in a week?
Almost everyday.

14) Do you think they will repost this?
I'm going out on a limb and saying - SHE BETTER BLOODY DO IT!

15) Could you live with this person?
I'd die ... but yes I could.

16) Why is this person your BEST FRIEND?
Zeki is my bestest friend because even though I've only know her 6 years she's been the rock I lean on. She's an incredible person, and is totally full of awesome! She makes me laugh like nobody else can, brings out the best (and the worst) in me, but still loves me for me. I wouldn't change her for the world!

17) Once again is missing ... Zeki must have ate it or something.

18) How long have you known this person?
Since year 7 torture camp

19) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
Many a time.

20) Have you ever had a sleepover with this person?
Ummm actually we haven't yet done that.

21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
Well here's the thing. There's this guy in Melbourne and then this other one in America ... and they are kinda stealing her from me ... so I'm not moving .. but eventually she will. And will I miss her? LIKE CRAZY!! Could anyone ever replace her? No frigging way.

22) Boop Boop Sha Bop Bop Ramalama

23) Have you done something illegal or stupid with this person?
Something illegal? Not yet - give it a bit of time we're only just from school now ... but Stupid? Many a time ... actually I'm pretty sure if we write down every little stupid thing we've done I think you'll find we could make a book - and along film ... funny but long lol.

24) Do you know everything about this person?
I know everything she cares to share with me.

25) Would you date this person's siblings?
Umm .. well ... NO. You see ... Amy is a girl ... and I don't swing that way ... and well Alex is a baby .. and Josh ... well even though he is a guy ... NO. Not him ... it would be TOO weird, besu=ides that he's so much younger than me and it would be SO gross.

26) - Saw Zeki running nekkid through Myer and shot itself.

27) Have you ever made something with this person?
Made something? Uhhh ... like a baby?

28 - 30) Taking the time out to say that if we were out boating, and Zeki fell in the water, and there was a Sharkie there, I would totally take the boat and ride back to shore leaving you as Shark bait (hoo ha ha)

31) Is your BEST FRIEND on drugs?
Yes ... she makes them herself and sells them on the street corner while wearing as little clothing as possible <3 *giggle fit*

32) Snape Snape Severus Snape -DUMBLEDORE-

33) Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
I think so ... It was a really nice shirt too.

34) Have you and your BEST FRIEND made up a hand shake?
No I don't think so .. but we don't need no hand shake greeting / good bye ...

35) bang Bang Bang on the door baby *tap tap* KNock a little louder sugar!

36) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Uhh ... you can't have a best friend and NOT hear them sing EVER.

37) Raptor Retard? I think so.

38) Do you and this person have a song?
Uhhh we have songs that we sing together for fun lol.

39) Do you know this persons Myspace password?
Yeah I think so.

40) Do you know this persons best friend?
Yes, I do.

41) Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted more than 2 days?
Yes, we have, only a few times though.

42) Does this person cry a lot?
I hardly ever see her cry but that doesn't mean I haven't seen her.

43 & 44) Went to Putty Beach - 43 licked Sandstone and 44 ate Shale

45) Do you know how to make this person feel happy?
Umm give her a dirty joke and she's on her way Umm, I can make her laugh I know that.

46) Do you and this person talk a lot?
Yes I do. And most of the time it's about random shit lol.

47) Do you like this person?
I love her, she's one of the best!

48) Has this person yelled at you?
Umm YEAH!! And I deserved it .

49 & 50) Are currently sending their baby overseas to get punished.

51) Do you want this person to be in your life forever?
As cheesy as this sounds - yes I do. I want to be able to say to my kid "OK You did bad ... you make your way to Aunty Zeki's house and tell her what you did ..." and have the kid respond "but she lives overseas!!!" and then have Zeki call and say "send her over biatch!! *evil tone*" If that makes any sense to anyone Now that's what I call a punishment.